[OK, Keep, here it is. Be sure to let Mo know that I had already cut out Kids WB's constant, heavy-handed advertising of the KWB! area on AOL when I saved it, so the stuff about "stopping the blatant commercialism" in the second half won't make much sense, nor will Pinky's comment about wanting to get the KWB! trading cards... --RM/FAManning] First Session: 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM (EST) ----- Kids WB: We'll take our first question now! Kids WB: From Yankees21: Question: what episode tonite Brain KWB: Before the question, welcome to my tiny little specs out there in cyberspace. PinkyKWB: NARF! Brain KWB: Tonight's episode, friends, is a compilation of classic adventures not yet seen in our own prime Brain KWB: time time slot. Kids WB: To Brain from Dijapoot: Question: How soon do you think it will be before you guys take over the world? Brain KWB: Midnight tonight, of course! But at the very latest, Christmas morning because we have an awesome Brain KWB: plan set for the holidays. Kids WB: To Pinky from WaveChris: Question: Is there going to be a pinky and the brain movie?? PinkyKWB: Zort! Egad! I hope so, I'm dying to meet Quentin Tarantino! Kids WB: To Pinky from TShear13: Question: What dose Narf mean Kids WB: To Pinky from OHargan1: PinkyKWB: NOT nuclear atack readiness formation. It means the same as 'POIT" but it's spelled differently. Question: What is your favorite epasode? PinkyKWB: The one where we almost took over the world! Brain KWB: I would like to interject! Kids WB: To Pinky from Comic Lad: Question: Why is brain's head so big? Whats pinky's middle name? Brain KWB: I believe I should answer. My head is so big, of course, to accomodate my cerebellum. Brain KWB: I will have you know my medula oblongata alone weighs 3.5 lbs. PinkyKWB: The Letter 'N' Kids WB: From LiTeBoMMa: Question: Brain, which is more important for you to accomplish: Fullfilling your lifelong dream of Question: becoming a ballerina or taking over the world? Brain KWB: Guess? Brain KWB: You insult me, my friend, with this frivolousness. Next questions, please, or leave the room. Kids WB: To Brain from CurtisTee: Question: is this chat session just part of a complex plan to take over the world? If so, what is Question: that plan? Brain KWB: If it was, my friend, I wouldn't tell you. Kids WB: To Brain from SaraE7955 Question: How old is Pinky? Brain KWB: Physically or mentally? Brain KWB: Physically, he is about 2 1/2. Brain KWB: Mentally, he is reaching one week Kids WB: To Brain from KayBee500 Question: Do you think you will ever succeed in taking over the world? If you do, what is your Question: first movement in making the world a better place to live? Brain KWB: Yes, of course we'll succeed. The first step will be cancelling Regis & Kathie Lee. Kids WB: From Buddy377: Question: Pinky, What is your IQ PinkyKWB: POIT! It's so low I only have an "i" Kids WB: To Pinky from DJ PREZ: Question: Brain: Will you ever decide to team up with another mouse bent on world Question: domination..besides Pinky? Brain KWB: There is only one creature from my past who has the capabilities that Pinky and I share. A hamster Brain KWB: named "Snowball." Unfortunately, his plan of global rule is tilted towards evil. Brain KWB: I shall never be his minion, nor he, mine. Look to a future episode. Kids WB: To Brain from Pippin12: Question: Brain are you an only child? And when did you first notice that you wanted to take over Question: the World? Brain KWB: It was on a Christmas morning several years ago, which brings me to the point of today's little Brain KWB: chat session. A shameles plug for our Christmas special, airing this Wednesday at 8:30 on the Brain KWB: WB! PinkyKWB: Ooooooooo Oh oh oh oh oh I liked the way you worked that in , Brain! NARF! Kids WB: From Winters00: Question: Did Pinky get lost on the way in? PinkyKWB: No, fine, just walked over to the cage and to the computer! Brain KWB: Yes! We are currently situated at ACME Labs. Do NOT give out the address, Pinky! Kids WB: From SPS JIVE: Question: did Pinky had an accident? Brain KWB: You mean here, now? No. Let's just say his genetic modification was as successful as my own. Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain from Owen Dude: Question: When you take over the world, what are you going to do with it? Brain KWB: Solve world hunger, eliminate war and open an over-priced gift shop. Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain from C1468479: Question: brain pinky what are your feelings for the warners? Brain KWB: Jack was a tyrant! Harry was a genius! PinkyKWB: He means Yakko, Wakko & Dot! Kids WB: I think he does mean the Animaniacs Brain KWB: I find those hyperactive scamps ANNOYING! Brain KWB: Especially the one who burps. Kids WB: From Raina345 Question: Brain: are really as smart as some people think? Brain KWB: You have NO idea, my friends! Watch and be HUMBLED!!!! Kids WB: From BatGirl Comment: hi pinky PinkyKWB: Hi Batgirl, how's Robin Girl? Kids WB: From Towerguy Question: Does pinky have a favorite episode? How about Brain? Brain KWB: My favorite episode is an upcoming one in which the world will be taken over successfully. It airs Brain KWB: this Wednesday night at 8:30 on the WB. Brain KWB: It's entitled "A Pinky and the Brain Christmas," and my...what a happy Christmas it shall be. PinkyKWB: Ooooooo I liked the way you worked that in again, Brain! Kids WB: To Brain from Cheesy4: Question: Brain, is there a Mrs. Brain in your future and if so what is your idea of the perfect Question: woman-mouse? Brain KWB: The world is my lady and I love her. However, dating is a definite possibility. Kids WB: To Pinky from Yankees21: Question: pinky do yu think you can fit a guinea pig in your next episode PinkyKWB: As Brain mentioned, we'll be visited by a hamster, but guinea pigs make me break out in a rash. Kids WB: To both Pinky & The Brain from DIZZY178: Question: who got the idea for Pinky and the Brain Brain KWB: It's been said that the producers and writers at Warner Animation came up with this so called Brain KWB: "show concept." But in fact, the suggestion that we are fictional characters annoys me to no end. Kids WB: From Biblos123: Question: TO BRAIN: Brain, how do you explain the high failure rate of your brilliant schemes? Brain KWB: Technical complications, bad timing and endless repeats of "Full House" confuse people. Kids WB: From SabreFox Question: So, what are you doing tonight, Brain? Brain KWB: The same thing we do every night, Sabrefox. Kids WB: From Pippin12: Question: Pinky how do you pass up the time when Brain is plotting to take over the world? Brain KWB: Pinky stepped out. I happen to know that he spends alot of time watching the Cartoon Channel on Brain KWB: Cable. Kids WB: For the Brain from RChapin23 Question: where is the brain? Brain KWB: Continually engrossed in calculating odds, tinkering with my particle accelerator and Brain KWB: playing the hits. Brain KWB: On my 8-track. Kids WB: From MLevin548: Question: How long does it take to produce one episode? Brain KWB: I defer to Tom Rugger, Senior Producer: It's a 6-9 month process from script to broadcast. Kids WB: From Mz Kitty0 Question: Pinky you are the most attractive mouse on television ....how old r u ? PinkyKWB: That depends on what age is attractive to you. ZORT! Kids WB: From ElisePeg Question: BRAIN: ARE YOU AN ADMIRER OF ORSON WELLES? Brain KWB: I have no idea of who you are talking about. Kids WB: From John Dave to Brain: Question: Brain,why do you hang out with pnky? Brain KWB: Because balance is key to any successful venture. Try to see the episode entitled, "That Smarts." Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain: Question: Do any of you like video games? PinkyKWB: I want to, but even "pong" gives me a headache. Brain KWB: Manufacturers of video games are my biggest competition in earthly rule. Kids WB: From BatGirl 1 Question: PINKY OR BRAIN IS YOU SHOW ON THE 13 WORTH SKIPPING MY HOMEWORK FOR? Brain KWB: Of course not. Finish your homework well before the episode begins. I need you to be sitting there Brain KWB: with total rapt attention. If I had my way, everyone would do 13 hours of homework everynight. PinkyKWB: Brain, that may make people not want you to rule the world! Brain KWB: To the contrary. By then, they will be smart enough to know it's the best choice. Kids WB: From Lesandre Question: Brain - Will you marry me? Brain KWB: It depends. Do you own a controlling interest in the world? Kids WB: From Henry40 Question: is ther a wb online? Brain KWB: One of our minions will answer. Brain KWB: Visit all the Warner Bros. cartoon characters at Kids' WB! on AOL at keyword KIDS WB. Kids WB: From KFR STARS: Question: WHY DID BRAIN PICK SUCH A STUPID ASSISTANT LIKE PINKY? PinkyKWB: booo hooo I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying. Brain KWB: Dry up, Pinky. Fate brought us together and fate will carry us through. Kids WB: For Peter & Tom from PHalsey70: Question: If you enjoy cartoons and love to write, how do you get started? Brain KWB: Work for the school newspaper, write as much as you can and if you really, really want to do something Brain KWB: you'll make it happen. Kids WB: From DDuncan75 Question: i heard this is about your new christmas show can you tell me a little bit about it Brain KWB: Thank you, Mr. Levin. Our special, which airs this coming Wednesday, takes us on a sure-fire North Brain KWB: Pole adventure. Brain KWB: While we don't want to give away any of the intricate details lest they be foiled, I can assure Brain KWB: you that by Christmas morning, you'll be raising your glasses of egg nog in a toast to your new Brain KWB: ruler and singing "Joy to the World...Domination." Kids WB: From Mikester6 Question: Brain, did you like starting out on Animaniacs? Brain KWB: It was a means to an end. We realize that we needed television exposure to achieve our Brain KWB: ultimate goal and to secure our own series meant making gratuitous cameos in Mr. Spielberg's cute, Brain KWB: but vapid, little confection. Kids WB: From SmoothMRR: Question: are you actually there? PinkyKWB: No, we're right behind you, BOO! Kids WB: From AGreenb77: Question: Brain, why do you always let Pinky tag along? Brain KWB: Pinky plays a vital role in every scheme. PinkyKWB: What's that , Brain? Brain KWB: He carries the heavy stuff. Kids WB: From JoltonJL: Question: say Brain give me some advice on world domination Brain KWB: Not a chance, pal. Maybe to get you started, watch our Christmas special and take notes. Kids WB: From MDec50015 Question: Brain, why don't you find a more intelligent partner? Brain KWB: Bill Gates is tied up. Kids WB: From AthanMier Question: Pinky: What's you're favorite part you've played in a show? PinkyKWB: I liked dressing up as Heidi, as John Brain's wife as Admiral Pinky. But, my favorite was PinkyKWB: dressing up as a Christmas elf. PinkyKWB: Fun fun, silly willy!!!!!! Kids WB: From LongoL Kids WB: Where did the idea for Pinky and the Brain come from? Did it come from Steven Speilberg Kids WB: and does he do any directing and producing for the show? Brain KWB: Tom: Mr. Spielberg has been involved in Animaniacs from the beginning. He is involved in stories as Brain KWB: well as making sure that the finished product is up to his standards. But he doesn't direct any Brain KWB: episodes. PinkyKWB: Peter: The original Pinky & The Brain germ was Tom Ruegger's idea and then developed by t PinkyKWB: the team that worked on ANimaniacs. Kids WB: From ORahman42 Kids WB: bq Question: Was the Brain character inspired by a real person ? Brain KWB: Tom: The first drawing of the Brain was based on a Bruce Timm- drawn cariacature of Tom Minton, a Brain KWB: writer/producer at our company. Brain KWB: And Peter Hastings took these two odd characters into their first scripted adventures and has been Brain KWB: working with them ever since. Kids WB: From Socko25: Question: What's tonights plan to take over the world? Brain KWB: Tonight, my friends, you will witness three adventures involving Pinky and myself. "Cranial Brain KWB: Crusader," an outing as superheroes. Then, "Opportunity Knox," a visit to Fort Knox and a look Brain KWB: inside the world of cartoons in "Yes, Always." Kids WB: To Tom & Peter from JobhuntDJ: Question: How does a person go about getting into doing cartoon voices? Brain KWB: Peter: You need to make a tape, send it to a voice over agent and keep practicing. PinkyKWB: A vocal execise that I enjoy is LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brain KWB: Must we listen to this mindless drivel with the idiotic over-paid producers of this show? Kids WB: From Temper7: Question: Pinky im a really good dancer and i wanted to know if i could have a part on your show. Question: believe me if you saw me dance you would like it i Question: swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PinkyKWB: Oh, you shouldn't swear, it's not polite. And I have to ask, do you thinnk you could fit PinkyKWB: inside our cage? NARF!!! Kids WB: From TRICLYDE1 Question: what are your hobbies??? PinkyKWB: I enjoy origami, making decopage waste cans and then of course, there's my paper clip PinkyKWB: collection. Brain KWB: Hobbies are for slackers. I do, however, have a ball of lint the size of a Volkswagon. Kids WB: From CrlyPelle Comment: Hello. I watch your show every Sunday and I cannot wait for the Christmas special! Brain KWB: God rest you, merry gentleman. But you forgot to mention Wednesday night a 8:30. Kids WB: From Ehm1217: PinkyKWB: Ooooooo you did it again, Brain, you worked it in. POIT! NARF to the world! Question: hey pinky, zort, I am your long lost uncle's brother's room-mate's friend's second cousin! Question: Do you remember me? PinkyKWB: Ehm1217!!!!! You're back!! Ooooooo you haven't changed a bit! Brain KWB: We only have 3 minutes left. HIt me with your best shot, as they say in the vernacular. Kids WB: We'll take 2 more questions! Kids WB: From WMcderm55 Question: Are you happy cartoon stars? PinkyKWB: I'm happy whatever I'm doing. Brain KWB: Happiness is such a relative thing, don't you think? But as a vehicle to an end, yes we are happy Brain KWB: cartoon stars. Kids WB: From MPowers17: Question: Tom, who are you more like, pinky or brain? Brain KWB: Tom: Quite frankly, I always thought EVERYONE wanted to take over the world. I think that might Brain KWB: give you a hint as to who I'm more like. Brain KWB: Peter: I'm both. I'm a happy idiot who wants to take over the world. Brain KWB: Farewell, my little friends. Be nice to me now, and I'll be nice to you later. PinkyKWB: Ta ta! NARF!!!! Brain KWB: Go watch the show. Second Session: 9:00 PM to 10:00 PM (EST) ----- Kids WB: Welcome Pinky & Brain, Tom and Peter! Brain KWB: Greetings to my friends here in cyberspace. It's an honor to be here with you and will be an honor to Brain KWB: rule over you later. PinkyKWB: Hello? Is this thing on? Is this the Babylon 5 chat? Poit! I'm wearing tiny pants. Kids WB: We'll start now! (Aren't you excited?) Kids WB: From FAManning Kids WB: Brain: How is your relationship with Billie going? Brain KWB: Unfortunately, Billie was transferred to the Lawrence Livermore Institute for foot odor research. PinkyKWB: I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. Brain KWB: Pinky, Focus. Kids WB: To Pinky from AbiGFat: Question: What IS narf? PinkyKWB: It's like Poit or Zort but spelled differently. Kids WB: To Brain from Monroe 17: Question: why isn't the brain typing? Brain KWB: I prefer to control the actions of other people. Therefore, a typist. Kids WB: To Brain from VinnieB52 Question: Settle a bet for me, Brain...was that maurice LeMArche doing the voice of Orson Welles in Question: "Ed Wood?" Brain KWB: I defer the question to someone who cares. Brain KWB: Peter: Yes, Maurice did the voice for Orson Welles in "Ed Wood." Kids WB: To Brain from PEberha29: Question: Hey Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Brain KWB: What are WE doing tonight? PEberha29, we're planning to shamelessly promote our Christmas Brain KWB: special on America Online. PinkyKWB: I thought we'd be getting to that at some point. are we actually going to meet Santa PinkyKWB: Claus. Brain? Brain KWB: Not just meet...control. Kids WB: From Me koda: Question: will there be something like this for the warner Brothers and siser? Brain KWB: Again, I defer to a producer. Brain KWB: Tom: Yes, we're planning a chat with the Warners sometime in 1996, AFTER Pinky and the Brain Brain KWB: take over the world. Brain KWB: I like the way you put that. Kids WB: To Brain from Wakko001: Question: Brain-- Where'd you recieve your education? Brain KWB: The world is my school. The universe, my lab. And, I watch alot of CNN. Kids WB: To Pinky from Mikester6: Question: To Pinky: I think you're cool. Why aren't you the smart one? PinkyKWB: Because Zort, I'm the dumb one. Poit! Won't anyone answer my Babylon 5 questions? Brain KWB: Earth to Pinky. Kids WB: To Pinky from CHIEFCOMP: Question: HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA YO MAKE PINKY AND THE BRAIN BY THE WAY IT IS A GREAT Question: SHOW PinkyKWB: Well, I had a meeting with Steven Spielberg about four years ago. I said Steven, I've PinkyKWB: got this chubby headed fellow living in my cage and I think you should meet him. Brain KWB: Pinky, we're talking about reality. PinkyKWB: Oh, that. Well, then I'd have to answer differently then, wouldn't I? Kids WB: To Pinky from CcsVOYAGE: Question: Why do you feal the sudden need to rule or cheesy, stupid world. and who does your hair? PinkyKWB: I don't feel the need. I'm just following The Brain around. Thanks for noticing my hair. PinkyKWB: I share a hairstylist with the Wayans. Kids WB: To Brain from Ken Nosek Question: WHY DOSEN'T BRAIN FIGURE FOR THE MOLECULAR WEIGHT OF GOLD AND STUFF LIKE THAT? Brain KWB: You don't know what I'm up against. The details, the planning are so tremendously extensive, Brain KWB: mentally taxing. For one mouse to do as well as I do is an achievement. Brain KWB: Be nice to me know, and I'll be nice to you later. PinkyKWB: Besides, Brain counts on me to lift the heavy stuff. It's kinda my fault. NARF! Kids WB: From Mikester6 Question: To Brain: Did you like starting out on Animaniacs? Brain KWB: I felt it was beneath me, but it was a first step in gaining mass exposure to the public. PinkyKWB: I wanta get some of those trading cards, Brain! Brain KWB: Just answer the questions, Pinky. Kids WB: To Pinky from Dismania9: Question: Is Pinky and the Brain kind of what Wile E. Coyote and the Roadruner would do if they Question: teamed up? PinkyKWB: Kind of, except the coyote would probably eat us. Kids WB: From Fanimania: Question: Brain, how do you feel about being named one of the 10 freshest faces on TV in a recent TV Question: Guide article? Brain KWB: Anything that promotes my quest for world domination, I'm in favor of. Brain KWB: They did not, however, choose the most flattering head shot that I sent. And they promised me the Brain KWB: cover. Instead, they put that Tea Leoni on the front. PinkyKWB: She's cute, Brain! Brain KWB: Oh, is that why the cover was torn off. Kids WB: From Barbara V to Tom: Question: This is for Tom Ruegger--How old are the Warner sibs supposed to be (please don't say 65!) Question: and is there a feature film in their future? Brain KWB: Tom: Nobody knows. They're under dating age. On the movie front, we have ideas. We just need Brain KWB: someone with $40 million to say "Go for it!" Kids WB: To Pinky from DMWHAT: Question: why do pinkey and the brain want to take over the world PinkyKWB: We were unable to open our own Baskin Robbin's franchise. Brain KWB: My desire to rule the world is simple destiny. The world will plainly be a better place once I rule it PinkyKWB: ANd THEN we can have our own Baskin Robbin's franchise. Brain KWB: Precisely. PinkyKWB: Quarterback Crunch is my favorite! Brain KWB: Enough. Kids WB: To Pinky from VinnieB52: Question: Pinky-Now that you have your own show, have you started receiving a salary, or any other Question: frings benefits? PinkyKWB: Besides the Wayans hairdresser, not really, the prop department is working on a tiny golf PinkyKWB: cart so we can get around the lot. Brain KWB: I got a complimentary Freakazoid t-shirt. Kids WB: To Pinky from LowdNoyse: Question: Pinky, have you ever considered a solo career in television? PinkyKWB: I'm in negotiations for a daytime talk show called PINKY! Brain KWB: But who isn't? Kids WB: From David982 Question: To Pinky: Why are you so funny? Brain KWB: Can we stop this shameless promotion except to mention our Christmas special on next Wednesday Brain KWB: at 8:30? PinkyKWB: Oooooooo love the way you turned the tide. Smooth segue. Poit! PinkyKWB: I have the world PinkyKWB: I have the world's greatest straight man. Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain from Tooniac: Question: BRAIN,HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH PINKY ? AND PINKY, DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PLANS OF WORLD Question: DOMINATION? Brain KWB: Who do you think I am, Pinky? Dean Martin? Let's move on. Brain KWB: He offers a balance to the team. Other times, I just hit myself on the head until his voice Brain KWB: fades away. PinkyKWB: Besides my own talk show, no. But I have been promised the VIce Presidency. Kids WB: To Brain from Willy Tra: Question: brain, are you aware that most of the time your plots fail because you lose you patience Question: with pinky? Brain KWB: One more question like this and I'm out of here. PinkyKWB: But, Brain! Brain KWB: Quiet, Pinky. Kids WB: To Pinky from Barbara V: Question: Pinky--have you and Phar set a date yet? PinkyKWB: While Pharfignewton is dear to my heart, unfortunately, she's "GU" Geographically PinkyKWB: unsersirable. Brain KWB: Pinky, you are a mouse. She is a horse. PinkyKWB: People are so intolerant. Kids WB: To Pinky from Barbara V: Question: Brain, What is Steven Spielberg really like? Brain KWB: From my point of view, he is a giant. Of course, I am 2.5 inches tall. Brain KWB: And, hopefully we will succeed in global domination before he does. Kids WB: From BarbaraV Kids WB: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? PinkyKWB: I think so, Barbara, but they don't really make Quarterback Crunch out of quarterbacks. Kids WB: From Fanimania Question: Brain, what are your plans for all the CATS and OWLS in the world? Brain KWB: All shall be treated fair and humanely after they are restrained with duct tape. Kids WB: To Tom from Ddhhmbara: Question: I'm interested in becoming an inker. What do I have to do and learn to become one? Brain KWB: Tom: With computers playing an increasingly important role in animation, the craft of inking Brain KWB: is truly becoming a dying art. Disney organization is going to the computer to color most of its Brain KWB: features at this point. We have a staff of inkers at Warner Bros., and it's probably worth contacting Brain KWB: Local 839 of the Cartoonist Union for more information. Kids WB: To Brain from Monroe 17: Question: in the bubba bo bob brain ipesode......the brain could type!.......... why not here? Brain KWB: I have developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Although, I have regained my ability to type for the Brain KWB: Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special airing this Wednesday at 8:30. PinkyKWB: Oooooo another nice segue! You should be in publicity, Brain. Brain KWB: Oh, once I take over the world, Pinky, I will be. Kids WB: From SK8 ATTAC: Question: How did Pinky & The Brain meet? PinkyKWB: It was a Tuesday, a gentle rain was falling. He wore grey, I was in blue tafetta. Brain KWB: Let's not go there, Pinky. Brain KWB: The truth is, I refused to share my cage with a hamster and Pinky was his replacement. Kids WB: To Pinky from TUppal: Question: I would like to know how to be a cartoon in your show? PinkyKWB: You must be 2 dimensional and know how to memorize sparkling bits of dialog like Narf, PinkyKWB: Poit and the like. Kids WB: From Wakko001: Question: Are Pinky and the Brain really behind the Cleveland Browns' move to Baltimore? Brain KWB: I assure you after our conquest of the globe in our big Christmas adventure coming up this Wednesday Brain KWB: night, the Browns will return to the city of their birth: Cleveland, Ohio. This is my vow. Kids WB: To Pinky from Fanimania: Question: Pinky, what will you do if Brain chooses to become a ballerina instead of taking over the Question: world? PinkyKWB: I support the Brain in all his endeavors, but frankly I'd be shocked. Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain: Question: Which ones a genius and which one's insai PinkyKWB: I'm the tall one. By the way this is not the Babylon 5 chat. Kids WB: To Brain from Mikester6: Question: To Brain: When you made yourself stupider than Pinky, how did you get smart again? Brain KWB: Surprisingly, the effects of the machine were not permanent. I was able to tap into large portions Brain KWB: of my brain previously unused. But please, no more difficult questions. Thank you. Kids WB: To Brain from Bradwenne: Question: Have you met any other mice that want to help in your quest to take over the world Brain KWB: Pinky and I are unique mice. The only other rodent with the desire similar to ours is a hamster named Brain KWB: Snowball. Brain KWB: Avoid him if you can. Kids WB: From Wakko x2: Question: Where did the idea of the show come from? Brain KWB: Peter: The original germ for the show was Tom Ruegger's idea. And the team that created Brain KWB: Animaniacs developed it. I wrote the first script that established alot of who they are. PinkyKWB: I also enjoy a double scoop of Rainbow Sherbet with peanut butter and chocolate. And PinkyKWB: after we take over the world, those cones will be free on Thursdays. Kids WB: To Pinky & The Brain from Monroe 17: Question: are pinky and brain from the some litter? Brain KWB: Heavens, no. A terrifying thought. We met when we were much much older, about two weeks. Kids WB: From VEVERDELL: Question: What's tonights plan for world domination? Brain KWB: Tonight we venture to Fort Knox in "Opportunity Knox." Don costumes for "Cranial Crusader," and Brain KWB: give a behind-the-scenes glimpse in "Yes, Always." Brain KWB: By the way, that's in 12 minutes. Kids WB: To Brain from Fanimania: Question: Brain, are your continued cameo appearances on "Animaniacs" a part of your plan or just Question: contractual obligations? Brain KWB: A bit of both. Exposure is paramount to my plan of earthly rule. The pay, however, is a bit low for Brain KWB: someone with my experience. Kids WB: To Brain from Mikester6: Question: Brain: You don't really think you're going to take over the world, do you? Brain KWB: Just watch. Luckily for you, I am against the death penalty. PinkyKWB: On that cheerful thought, don't miss our CHristmas Special where we'll actually visit t PinkyKWB: the north pole. Brain KWB: In an elaborate scheme that guarantees success this time. By Christmas morning, the world will be ours Kids WB: To Pinky from VinnieB52: PinkyKWB: Narf! Question: Who's smarter, Pinky or a piece of cheese wrapped in plastic? Brain KWB: How thick is the plastic? Kids WB: To Brain from All Jack Question: What is your I.Q, Brain? Brain KWB: I find a standard IQ test fails to measure the magnitude of my cranial aptitude. PinkyKWB: He's a smartee everyday. PinkyKWB: narf! Kids WB: To Brain from Ledahl: Question: When is 'Billy' (Brain's true love) going to return in future episodes? Brain KWB: Billie is busy with her own experiments at Lawrence Livermore. I would be interested in resuming my Brain KWB: courtship once I have a secure hold on global rule. Kids WB: To Tom & Peter: Question: how long does it take to animate a show? Brain KWB: Tom: 700 years. Brain KWB: Peter: Give or take 699 years. Brain KWB: Peter: Actually, the Christmas special, for example, was written in May and was just finished Brain KWB: this week. And that was a slight rush, but typical of a 6-9 month schedule. Kids WB: To Brain from VinnieB52: Question: Brain-how would you rate yourself next to would-be conquerors like Nero, Napoleon and Ming Question: the Merciless? Brain KWB: They're dead. PinkyKWB: Brain has more hair then Ming, poor fellow. Zort! Kids WB: To Pinky from Mr Jetson: Question: Pinky... why did they name you Pinky??? PinkyKWB: Well, Violet's a girls' name. And besides, it's obvious, my eyes are blue. Kids WB: To Pinky from PnchDrnk: Question: Why does Pinky have an English Accent? PinkyKWB: Well, Violet's a girls' name. Brain KWB: Actually, Pinky was involved in an experiment in which the CD of the musical "Oliver!" was played Brain KWB: 800 times straight. Kids WB: To Pinky from Hecklerdc: Question: Pinky, How does it feel to be a sex symbol to women all over the world? PinkyKWB: Fun, fun. Silly willy! Brain KWB: I will admit that my collegue is an unencumbered sensitive soul and would be a good catch for Brain KWB: any women named "Kennedy" or "Rockafeller." Kids WB: We'll take 2 more questions...Pinky & The Brain need to get ready for their show at 7 PM! Brain KWB: I also have some appeal to women, you know. PinkyKWB: Uh, excuse me, Brain, but name one. Brain KWB: Bella Abzug. Brain KWB: That woman knows how to wear a hat. Kids WB: Why should we tune in tonight, will it help your plan to take over the world?. Brain KWB: Absolutely. It is paramount to the success of my plan. In fact, not only tonight but every night Brain KWB: that we are on. I want you all to participate. Your attention is critical. Please take notes. Kids WB: Last Question" If we all watch your Christmas special, will you achieve world domination? Brain KWB: It is a guaranteed "slam-dunk" as the kids like to say. Brain KWB: The first Christmas will be on me, your new ruler. So fail not to tune in this Wednesday night at Brain KWB: 8:30 when you will be witness to the successful overthrow of planet Earth by your's truly in Brain KWB: "The Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special." PinkyKWB: Narf ZOrt Zort poit! Kids WB: Thanks for joining Pinky & The Brain in Kids' WB!'s *live* interview! Brain KWB: Farewell, my friends. May the next time you see me be on the cover of Time. Brain KWB: As Mouse of the Year. PinkyKWB: I'm hoping to get the cover of Cat Fancy. PinkyKWB: Ta ta for now! NARF! Kids WB: Thanks for coming! See you tonight on TV!