"DUELING MOJOS" FADE IN on Townsville, as usual NARRATOR (vo) The City of Townsville. A harmooonious community... CUT TO sidewalk scene with various smiling CITIZENS milling about NARRATOR (vo) cont. ...filled with LOTS of happy people! BLOSSOM (vo) Hold it!! F/X record scratch CITIZENS stop in their tracks and turn TO CAMERA, surprised BLOSSOM (vo) cont. Can't you think of anything original? That was MY line in the rainy-day episode! NARRATOR (vo) Oh. Sorry. FADE OUT NARRATOR (vo) cont. Ahem. F/X record beginning FADE IN on Townsville again, with CUT as before NARRATOR (vo) cont. The City of Townsville! A happy community, filled with LOTS of harmooonious people. Better? CITIZENS pause, but remain smiling, turning only their eyes TO CAMERA. GRAMS music slows to a pause also BLOSSOM (vo) Much. NARRATOR (vo) Thank you. CITIZENS begin to walk again, but stop and look OS as we hear from a distance MOJO JOJO (vo) (laughing) F/X play back two tracks for the sound of two Mojos. This continues as NARRATOR (vo) Hey, speaking of harmony, do I hear TWO voices coming from... ZIP PAN TO EXT. MOJO JOJO'S OBSERVATORY NARRATOR (vo) cont. ...the secret observatory atop the volcano in the middle of Townsville Park? CUT TO INT. MOJO JOJO'S OBSERVATORY Two MOJO JOJOs (MOJO JOJO 1 and MOJO JOJO 2) are laughing together maniacally. NARRATOR (vo) cont. Oh no!! Mojo Jojo's so, so loco, he's... I don't b--... How--... I don't know what to say! I'm honestly quite beside myself! ...and I'm not the only one. MOJO JOJO 1 Yes! I have perfected the art of cloning, accelerated growth and memory transference, so now I have an exact copy of myself, the same age as myself, who remembers all the same things I do! Do you know what that means? MOJO JOJO 2 Of course I do, for as you say, we are exactly the same as one another, and so I know that you know that I know what you mean, and I know that you asked only because you wanted to tell me even though I already knew, and no doubt you know that I want you to tell me anyway, because, like you, I love to hear myself speak, and since you are the same as myself, therefore I also love to hear you speak, so please continue speaking! MOJO JOJO 1 (beat) What was I saying, again? MOJO JOJO 2 It means that with your help, I can take over Townsville, and destroy the Powerpuff Girls!!! MOJO JOJO 1 No! No! It means that with YOUR help, >>I<< can take over Townsville and destroy the Powerpuff Girls. I created you, so therefore YOU must help ME. MOJO JOJO 2 I am exactly the same as you. You are exactly the same as me. We are exactly the same as each other. I want to take over Townsville and destroy the Powerpuff Girls as much as you do. You cannot deny me my life-long desire! MOJO JOJO 1 Life-long desire? He points a finger at MOJO JOJO 2 MOJO JOJO 1 (cont) You have been alive only for ten minutes! MOJO JOJO 2 To you I have only been alive for ten minutes, but I have all the same life-long memories, right up to when you picked your nose for the DNA sample! A shocked and embarrassed look crosses MOJO JOJO 1's face, and his eyes focus on the finger he is pointing at MOJO JOJO 2. He quickly hides that hand behind his back, failing to be nonchalant. --- remember school and Mayor scene! ---